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sorry have to add my favorite one
fly me to the moon
let me kick it’s fucking ass
let me show it what i learned 
in my moon jujitsu class
dennisbhooper.bsky.social's user avatarDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social2m
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Molly Lambert
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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
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Lance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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Paul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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Tauntaun sleeping bags exist because ThinkGeek posted photos of them as an April Fool's joke and the response was so great they came into existence. What I'm saying is, this can also be willed into existence.
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i hate when the april fools day jokes make me kind of wish it was real
red lovster cheddar bay biscuit poptarts
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destro waving his tiny-ass pointy stick around while riding a flying vehicle WITH THIRTY MISSILES
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I have some good news and bad news. First, Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive. It was a hoax. The bad news: I flew here to ask you to come back for one last job. We need you to kill Jonathan the Tortoise.
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could it happen on my birthday? that'd be nice
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“By naming the film The Mandalorian And Grogu, Disney is leaving money on the table from consumers who have no idea who Grogu is but would immediately take out their phones and buy a ticket for any movie of any genre with ‘Baby Yoda’ in its title,” said report author Heather Flynn
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Graeter's gave us GPS spoons
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Baby Mario and Luigi are technically fetuses, as they have not yet been delivered by stork and thus are yet to be born, in this TED talk i will
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just got back from super mario galaxy movie
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trying to explain Wart to my kids well you see he was the bad guy in Mario 2 instead of Bowser and vegetables were poisonous to him but he chose to sit in a room where vegetables were always fired up into the air, look, i dunno
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On this day in webcomics history... Goats was born! Starting in 1997, Goats ran for almost 13 years straight. Shout out to @jonrosenberg.bsky.social for being one of the pioneering webcomic artists of our time! 🐐 topatoco.com/collections/... 🐓
All four Goats books surrounding by white and gold frilly bits. Diablo the chicken looms on top of the stack
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overheard my kids trying to trash talk each other over a video game my favorite: "i don't even know who your wife is"
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tapping the sign
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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www.ebay.com/itm/23671230... 3D-printed handpainted Sarah auction ends in 3 hours!
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Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Edda can bisect Amos with her dress
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There are a million ways to be or look trans. There is no end point or goalpost. You aren't a storyline, there is no A to B roadmap. There are versions of yourself you haven't even met yet, an ocean of self still unexplored. It's not over until you're dead. You're not dead yet.
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there's a new mario movie out today that has wart in it! APRIL FOOLS! *finger to ear* wait, what
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Happy TDoV, have a pic of Girlmode Ranma hatching from an egg that predates the literal Trans flag
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The manliest of cis men.
That Easter art of girl Ranma in the pink and blue wedding dress cracking out of an egg.
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gotta choose a book 14 dorothy look for the kickstarter magnet
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Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years
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Vice President JD Vance has a new book that will explore his religious faith and his conversion to Catholicism as an adult. “Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith” will be out June 16.
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What restaurant from a sitcom do you wish you could visit for real?
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This is delicious.
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These payments are the result of a long legal battle with Musk, who promised to pursue Twitter execs to the ends of the earth rather than settle. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/22/t...
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